romanovs in 1917: hey, cousin, things here are getting pretty bad, think maybe you can let us hang in england?

george v: https://twitter.com/nocontxtmulaney/status/1284260325764685824

king henry viii: https://twitter.com/nocontxtmulaney/status/1243321473789386752

queen lili'uokalani to the white plantation owners on hawaii

anne of cleves when an out-of-shape middle aged man dressed as robin hood bursts into your room expecting you to fall in love with him: https://twitter.com/nocontxtmulaney/status/1259225167068229637

Henry VIII when he sees anne of cleves

THE ENTIRE TICHBORNE FAMILY: okay, this man claiming to be the long-lost baronet looks nothing like him, doesn't know any personal details about our family, does not speak french and is definitely, 100%, just a random australian conman

Lady Tichborne:

(I know I know it's much more historically nuanced than this, I wrote a full @NobleBloodTales ep all about it, this is just a joke for laughs)