#YouJustStartedaBook i love this like thing also wish me luck because i feel like this book is about to be the death of me

poppy should’ve known the gods were never in her favor because they allowed her mother to name her penellaphe

okay enough with the name slander, i’ll start reading now

yes poppy go off

i don’t particularly like casteel rn but

the way everyone in the room knows what went on because her braid keeps “slipping”

no shit was it the bodies and the blood or the girl standing in front of you?

HELP DISCRETION IS NOT SOMETHING HE EXELS AT

the way i can’t spell while doing these threads

just admit that you like it and move on...

the smell of death should obviously concern them, but not kieran telling her she smells like him again

please stab him again he deserves it

QBSJSJSJSK I WANT TO HATE HIM BUT I CANT

they’re literally just calling each other dumb

HELPSMX

ansksksk she there another knife at him

maybe she would be less violent if he stopped reminding her

please there’s probably something wrong with both of you at this point

maybe he deserves a bit of rights...

poppy me
not being able to decide if we hate
casteel or not

okay but i actually really like her as a main character

also i absolutely love kieran, he says what i’m thinking most of the time

tw // blood
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.
.
sometimes i barely remember the difference between atlantians, vampry, and craven, so don’t expect me to remember who needs to drink blood from who to survive

“kieran seems to think that i was found in a field”

LMAOO POOR KIERAN

me because i still don’t understand this whole atlantian, half-atlantian, and vampry stuff

don’t remind her of that while she’s still holding a knife

see i told y’all kieran had known that night

HELPWL POOR POPPY LMAOO

PLEASE ANSJSJ

the three of them make me laugh so much bye

HELP I LOVE THEM

THEY WAY THEYRE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME I CSNT

as you can obviously tell i’m officially not okay bye ansksksksk

also i suddenly changed my books app to dark mode

HELPSKS LOOK AT THEM

please both of you know she’s not leaving

i- why are you imagining his death??????

but also same, intrusive thoughts are a bitch

eye- what is going on?????

@ casteel wth is happening

HELPSSK WHAT IS KIERAN DOING HERE

ANSJS BYE

what just happened

“it’s not my fault that some of you deserve to be stabbed” please i love her

you swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh

i wish kieran did more than just explain stuff when penellaphe is confused, like that’s all he does

get a grip you’re in looooove

okay back to this book

PLEASE but also kieran chill you’re gonna scare the poor girl away

HELPSM
also not kieran saying he was ready to kill her lmaooo

not this again i’ll have the horny be gone meme ready

PLEASE KIERAN LMAO

kieran fears for his life every time poppy goes “can i ask you something?”

“i’m going to offer myself up for dinner to casteel”

why did you phrase it like that absjsjsj

do i even want to know?

YEAH I WAS RIGHT I DDINR WANT TO KNOW

HELP WHEN I SAID I LIKED POPPY, CAS AND KIERAN TOGETHER I DDINR MEAN IT LIKE THIS

POPPY??????

WHY ARE U ASKING THE POOR MAN ITHAT???

please kieran literally ran out of there after they were done because he knew what was about to happen

again

HELP IM GONNA CRY

BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I CONTINUE SINGING I WONT SAY IM IN LOVE

HELP I CSNT

kieran poppy

being five minutes away
from stabbing each other

i mean kieran would never because he doesn’t have a death wish, but my point still stands

please she’s gonna murder him

oh but they don’t want that

poppy is literally that video of the kid running around with a knife

PLEASE JOT THIS AGAIN

w h a t ???????

ANSJSKW FUCK

absjsjsjsj help why are they so loud

i feel like i’ll be needing squidward for this whole chapter

HELP NO MORE PRETENDING??????

sheesh

PLEASE WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD AT RUINING THE MOMENT

alastir shut the fuck up challenge

i’m calling it he’s about to betray all of them he literally can’t be this dumb

guess who’s about to get stabbed again

HELP ALASTIR SHUT UP

oh he definitely has a death wish

GO OFF POPPY

“i fell in love with her, probably long before i even realized i had”

HELDP

ITS LITERALLY TRUE SHUT UPPP

“she did cry” AMSKW SHES GONNA STAB YOU AGAIN

the way both of should you also need to accept it’s real

oh no he deserves it

poppy i am once again asking you to please stab this man again maybe he’ll shut up

“he never seemed all that torn up about being stabbed”

WHST

HELP???

help i forgot to update this

okay but that whole conversation in their room? TEARS

please not both of them thinking this

the sky is on fire

HELP NO DONT AMKE THEM LEAVE

no because he’s literally about to die bye

PLEASE

poppy please

also like she literally stabbed him once? twice? and no one can let it go ansjsjs

HELDP

I CANR WITH THEM

“or i could just compel you”

FUCK TGAT SHUT UP

“that’s his weakness, not mine” ahsjsjsj i want her to stay but i also don’t want her to die

no because i’m actually sad about this

“i thought about how i was so damn tired of pretending”

OKAY BUT NOW MAKE HIM SAY IT TOO

HELP

please i think you can guess

SHEA???? SHE DID WHAT?????

and then he... okay no i csnt bye

ALASTIR DOESNT KNOW????

okay here’s my theory: alastir does know and that why keeps getting between him and poppy and he’s about to betray them. now tell me if i’m wrong

no bc i keep forgetting to read AND update this thread

anyway, this is the best thing ever i will be passing away now

finally coming back to update this thread just to say that poppy da’neer?

i still refuse to call her penellaphe