If you would all like, I can live tweet my husband’s quotes while in Valium pre-op. Any takers?

Well, I’m doing it anyways to keep track: He’s very bothered that the new James Bond isn’t releasing until November 20th. Very bothered. But has requested we get movie popcorn as a snack for tonight to cheer him up.

It would also be “really cool” of me to cook a beef stew, pad Thai, and roast and gravy this afternoon when he’s back home. But we still need to get the popcorn.

Time has passed, but The pad Thai is still being discussed. He wants the spice level between “medium and Butt Blazin”

“One time in highschool after a sleepover we looked out the window and saw a kid riding a blue bike with a blue shirt and blue shorts, AND eating a bad of blue Doritos while not holding onto the handlebars. He was an asshole for that.”

“If you could change two things about me what would they be?”

I gave my two.

“For me, just, after you finish an activity, put all the things back where they go....I don’t have a second one.” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">