Summary of today's gist; A thread.

1. One tweep(Sam) posted a picture of him and his new bae, instead of the regular "God when"
He was dragged, Twitter people claimed he broke the heart of his ex who drank energy drink to reply all the comments under his birthday tweet 😭😭😭
2.

Amidst the chaos in Sam's comment section, a popular tweep(Hephzibah) quoted Sam's tweet saying he moved on like Bolt, players from patriarchy FC became very angry and one said

"Sam moved on like Bolt,
Sansa moved on like flash"

😂😂😂😂
3.

Violence increased when shoe plug (Dannywalter) tweeted
"One Female got pregnant and married her Lecturer 2 months after a messy break up on this App but you’re getting pressed that Sammy moved on soon"

Who could he be the female he was referring to????
4.

Dr funmi that used to carry Sansas matter on his head tried to calm things down by saying moving on is not gender based , that Sansa also moved on.
Sansa that was silent since came and said he is a very dishonest man.

E pain baba,he later tweeted that he has learnt lessons
5.

This 15 years old girl came and said her friend warned her not to talk to a guy she is talking to, she said she's in a dilemma and needs help,One tweep(Folarin) advised her, he posted a video of her smoking and told her to repeat the same thing for her to think straight 💀
Na there problem start oo!!

The girl had to delete the video ASAP from her Media, but gist wey don drop , don drop 😭😭😭

While some people found nothing bad in a 15 years old smoking, others abused her and said she was supposed to be in school preparing for NECO😭😭😭
6.

After making people "God when" to their relationship when it started last month, (Headking) and (Amaka) ended their relationship today in the normal Twitter style, Amaka said he is too toxic,He said Amaka is not his type.
It was peaceful and there was no need for legal steps.
7.

One girl came and tweeted a picture of a spoilt TV, saying her siblings need to go back to school, that they spoilt the TV, not long after another girl quoted it with

"That’s my TV, those are my pictures and we are not related"

The real owner don come claim her thing😂
8.

People are panicking that ASUU have called of the strike, while some don't want to go and face their studies in school, some are happy that they now have an opportunity to go and fornicate 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

Well, Wahala for who never ready!!!
We await the shaking of bumbum video from shepeteri Twitter, maybe they'll drop tomorrow.

Feminist Coven have been keeping calm since, is this a good thing?

Patriarchy FC won the friendly they played today.

I come in peace, but I'll be here for the Violence!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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