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Right, just filed tomorrow's Graun toon, so there's a minute to grab to abnnounce, at last, the results of the Great #DrawJacobReesMoggChallenge. Over 120 entries, all of which you can see here - thanks to Shoe Elf & their digiwizardry! However...
...as hitherto, if I posted all of them, 4 at a time, I'd be here for hours, & frankly Moggy's not worth it so I won't give the baggy streak of shit the satifaction. Instead, just a few special mentions, then the winner. And we start, as ever, with @SwissRich71's stardard gag
Always good to see that piece of typographical caricature. Never grows old. Also, channelling the Old Gods, delighted with the Classical Charms evoked by the wonderful @blueloutter & the demonic inferences from @Curmudgy1, plus @Ezquid's honest scatology, coupled to @peterrdy
And lots of you went for the obvious crossover gag: these from @MenkFenk & @mrleft1980, and a variation from previous winner @JamesDFMellor
But this was one where most of you were just mesmerised by the sheer preposterous nature of his form, particularly in slumber. An excellent Magritte pastiche from @JPM06848080, Dali riff from @JaseToons, Rodin via @AidanKe42592122 & the Invisible Man from @RobertDWells
Plus a special mention for this lovely ceramic Mogg from @CleverlyJason's dad
And another special mention for another wonderful plastecine creation from @olepoplia. I really love these
But it was the preposterous monster's sneering dial that most of you honed in on, with some fantastic drawing: from @Cunningsplan, @BurtOHare , @joe_ackenbush & @lewisheriz
Indeed, there's loads more really good stuff, but as you may appreciate, I'm not getting paid for this, I have to do it all myself and the height of my technological mastery is, to be honest, sharpening pencils, & other deadlines as ever loom menacingly. So while I'd love to...
...post everyone's & big you all up, I'm not going to, and instead I'm cutting straight to the chase, with only round 40 minutes of my day stolen, never to be got back. That all right with you? And the winner...
...to repeat, the winner is a regular entrant who, this time round, seems to have immersed himself into the task in almost @marshallcartoon levels of Method Cartooning. I think, indeed, our winner may actually be demonically possessed by Jacob Rees Mogg, which is truly foul...
And the winner of the Great #DrawJacobReesMogg Challenge is @DavidWaywell, with these 4 entries in which he essentially deconstructs Moggy & fails to rebuild him. I hope the therapy works, and Well Done! And go see a priest or someone, ok?
And there you have it. We need never think of him again. That's the purpose of these Challenges, to purge our souls of these arseholes, what good it may do us. Don't forget, #DrawTimMartin's running till next Wednesday, & #DrawBorisJohnson goes all the way til Hallowe'en! Pippip!
