https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> a thread of me live tweeting ’golf with friends’ — a series i tried watching but couldn’t — because i’m bored and my friends hate me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

for legal reasons

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THE FRINGES ARE GIVING ME FLASHBACKS

AND CADDY LADS??? DAN WHY??? I ALREADY HATE IT HERE
“which i thought sounds like the most boring thing ever” — DAMN RIGHT PHILIP
“don’t let him fool you with that large thing” — and other things phil lester had said https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">
“ah, ah, ohhh, that is arousing me” — and OTHER things phil lester has said

also, those are the ugliest golf balls i have ever seen no offense (yes offense)
“our two little balls next to each other psyching each other out” — THAT’S IT! I AM TAKING AWAY THEIR RIGHT TO SPEAK WTF
“wooow get a room balls” “its inside mine” — SHUT UP! PLEASE! I HATE IT AND THEY HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED PLAYING YET I NEED A FUCKIMG BREAK
what the fuck is happening i’m so confused
“you’re awful” — DAN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP DON’T BLAME PHIL
SOMEONE STOP THEM PLEASE
ok dan you furry
“time for danny to put it right in there” — i am so tired. please stop.

do i need to tag this thread as nsfw now??? DAN!!!
this is literally so boring help
dan shut the fuck up — oh, OH, that was a good shot
“phil doesn’t like to whack it and see what happens” “yeah i like to plan my whacking” — i promise i’m ok https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
“100% chance of pregnancy” — GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I AM HATING THIS MORE AND MORE THIS IS TORTURE
“oh baby baby” “how was i supposed to golf” — I AM BLOCKING AIR! WHERE TF IS SHE! I AM BLOCKING HER!
“i am having a pleasant afternoon, are you?” — wELL LUCKY YOU, DANIEL, BECAUSE I AM NOT! I! AM! NOT!
“the hype” — WHAT HYPE??? I – you know what, i’m fast forwarding a few minutes i can’t – i literally CAN’T –
G A S P
not me fast forwarding the last few minutes i have a fucking headache please help
“whoosh oh oh oh oh awwwww”
“i can see the hole. get wrecked.” — *laughs brokenly*
“you’ll never be free from this hell” — yay https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">

wait. is it done? it is?! OH MY GOD THANK GOD I AM ALIVE AGAIN!!! LET ME JUST WATCH THE END PEACEFULLY NOW WHEW
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> end of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

i am now dead inside and i hate the series even more now. hope you are fucking happy air https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
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