Me; just minding my own business. Literally asking no questions. Living my best life
Someone;
So naturally, so many questions. I thought I knew who my dad was but also knew that he doesn& #39;t know about me. So I presume this profile is going to be the man I& #39;ve been told about.
Clicks the link expecting to see the man I think it is.
BOOM
It& #39;s not. So now I have questions....
So I think I& #39;m just going to message him. Do as the person suggests and let him know about me.
This is going to be a rollercoaster so do join me for another "what the fuck" moment of my life https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
So, after discussing he says my age does add up with the time this man slept with my mother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
He thinks I look like his daughter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔴" title="Roter Kreis" aria-label="Emoji: Roter Kreis"> Significant event; we& #39;re doing DNA. Going halfsies but let& #39;s be honest my mum should be paying for this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔴" title="Roter Kreis" aria-label="Emoji: Roter Kreis">
How is this my life? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
*Disclaimer; there are another 3 men that could have been my dad. I& #39;ve done DNA with one before so this isn& #39;t my first rodeo.
DNA tests have been ordered. He seems to be expecting them in the next 7 days. The website says they& #39;ll be posted royal mail 1st class. Let& #39;s presume they& #39;ll be sent tomorrow. So arrive Monday? If they don& #39;t do Saturday post they& #39;ll arrive Tuesday.
Also, I don& #39;t think I& #39;ve mentioned but he& #39;s a nice guy. He& #39;s handling this very well and remaining almost professional like.

Don& #39;t even know if anyone is following these dramatic updates but I& #39;ll continue to add to this thread over the next week.
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