Thread by @BigJDubz, What British food are you eating? 1. Is it sweet?Yes

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What British food are you eating?

1. Is it sweet?

Yes - go to tweet 2
No - go to tweet 6

2. Is it on fire?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 3

3. Is it served with custard?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 4

4. Is it made from bread soaked in fruit?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 5

5. Is it wet rice?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go back to tweet 1, you have made a mistake

6. Is it a sausage made of blood?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 7

7. Does it look like a rugby player& #39;s ear and is served with meat and veg?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 8

8. Is it the colour of an Austin Allegro? Are you in Newcastle or Sunderland?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - go to tweet 9

9. Is it blood sausage but without the blood?

Yes - that& #39;s pudding
No - I have no idea what you& #39;re eating

This is pudding

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