I know the thing parents hate most is when non-parents assert what they will do as parents which is inevitably smug and incorrect, but I am 100% sure I will never assent to a “kid’s menu” or the concept of “kid food.”

Everyone who is like, “oh this is so unrealistic, just wait until you’re a parent!!”: do you think children in most of the world order off of a “kids menu” and survive primarily off of chicken fingers and plain pasta?

In any event, I am glad I have been able to unite people across the political spectrum in opposition to my very bad take. We all need a little low-stakes conflict about something that truly does not matter at all in these outrageous and awful times. It’s cathartic!