"They say it hurts. That is only going 52 miles per hour. A bullet goes about 2000 miles per hour." -- Trump on Ali Velshi getting shot with a rubber bullet in Minneapolis

Can anybody tell what the crowd was chanting here? I can't but Trump's reaction to it was unusual.

"If it was them instead of us, do you think they would do it? I think so" -- Trump's rationale for nominating RBG's replacement before the election

"We could do that too" -- Trump suggests Republicans might pack the Supreme Court

Trump sounds like he's Gregorian chanting until he botches reading the word "unconstitutional"

"They came to my office today in the death penalty, for clemency. I said, 'what was the crime?' The crime was so horrible that I won't tell you what it was, but it has been going on for 21 years or so." -- wut?

"She was really fresh to him" -- Trump on Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders

"They're trying to do a little bit of a political hit. 'Let's delay it just a little bit.' Did you notice that?" -- Trump darkly suggests unidentified forces are conspiring to delay the rollout of a coronavirus vaccine

"We will teach our children the truth about America, that we are the most exceptional nation in the Earth and you have not seen anything yet" -- Trump's plan to propagandize public schools is very popular at his rallies

"We also have some of our unbelievable undercover operatives. If you don't mind, I won't introduce them. I want to so badly ... I want to hug 'em and kiss 'em, which I'm not allowed to do because of social distancing." -- wut

Narrator: This is in fact no "Michigan Man of the Year" award

It is not normal for the President of the United States to call (former) FBI officials "scum," say "they were trying to do a coup," and suggest they should be prosecuted

"I told our great First Lady, I said, 'I was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. I'm here to come home early. I'm gonna watch it on NBC News'... they start off with you, they said you had some heavy rain"- Trump whines that NBC covered a hurricane instead of his Nobel nomination

Trump's speech is over and now a bunch of women who aren't wearing masks are yelling at him