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Zingbot‘s Zings this season didn’t hit all the right marks this season so we thought we’d help them out. So here’s our personal Zing for each of the #BB22 houseguest.
Christmas:
We appreciate that you love your holiday so much you parodied the song “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and changed the lyrics from reindeer to Mercedes SUV.
We appreciate that you love your holiday so much you parodied the song “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and changed the lyrics from reindeer to Mercedes SUV.
David:
Thankful to the countless houseguests who turned down this season so production was stuck with you. We appreciate you giving us control of your acct and being the reason why everyone is confused this season is named “All Stars”
Thankful to the countless houseguests who turned down this season so production was stuck with you. We appreciate you giving us control of your acct and being the reason why everyone is confused this season is named “All Stars”
Dani:
Calling you “Regina George” of this season is a disservice to all Mean Girl fans. Regina was mean, manipulative, but intelligent. You’ve got first 2 traits but lost the 3rd when you evicted your ally instead of the man who is trying to get you out.
Calling you “Regina George” of this season is a disservice to all Mean Girl fans. Regina was mean, manipulative, but intelligent. You’ve got first 2 traits but lost the 3rd when you evicted your ally instead of the man who is trying to get you out.
Cody:
While the houseguests aren’t doing themselves any favors by keeping you inside the house, we consider it a small sacrifice to keep us from watching your ‘acting’ outside of it.
While the houseguests aren’t doing themselves any favors by keeping you inside the house, we consider it a small sacrifice to keep us from watching your ‘acting’ outside of it.
Kevin:
You played Big Brother over 10 years ago and since then the world has advanced. From the legalization of gay marriage to the production of electric cars, progress has been seen. But the opposite can be said for your game as it has regressed from the start.
You played Big Brother over 10 years ago and since then the world has advanced. From the legalization of gay marriage to the production of electric cars, progress has been seen. But the opposite can be said for your game as it has regressed from the start.
Tyler:
Week by week you inspire thousands of viewers with your unexpected gameplay. From self-eviction attempts to product endorsements on live TV, we can’t wait for the 50% jewelry sale announcement during the final 2 jury questioning.
Week by week you inspire thousands of viewers with your unexpected gameplay. From self-eviction attempts to product endorsements on live TV, we can’t wait for the 50% jewelry sale announcement during the final 2 jury questioning.
Nicole:
Whether it’s winning Big Brother or extravagant wedding invites, you seem to put a high price on things. So we’d like to know how much the sponsorship losses from laughing at ableist jokes about the houseguest you call your “Brother” cost you?
Whether it’s winning Big Brother or extravagant wedding invites, you seem to put a high price on things. So we’d like to know how much the sponsorship losses from laughing at ableist jokes about the houseguest you call your “Brother” cost you?
Memphis:
We are pretty sure casting messed up and accidentally put you on this season instead of Big Brother 21.
We are pretty sure casting messed up and accidentally put you on this season instead of Big Brother 21.
Enzo:
We understand that targeting all the women is your coping mechanism for the fact that you have to return to living in the basement of your mother’s house once the game ends... at the age of 42.
We understand that targeting all the women is your coping mechanism for the fact that you have to return to living in the basement of your mother’s house once the game ends... at the age of 42.
Da’Vonne:
After 3 attempts at Big Brother, we’d imagine your reads would be better than they are. But we shouldn’t be surprised because if your reads were any good, you’d have been a poker player instead of worked as a poker dealer.
After 3 attempts at Big Brother, we’d imagine your reads would be better than they are. But we shouldn’t be surprised because if your reads were any good, you’d have been a poker player instead of worked as a poker dealer.
Disclaimer:
We mean no harm at any of the houseguests with these tweets. They are all in good fun and hope the houseguests can read these later on and laugh alongside us. We truly mean to offend no one except maybe Memphis.
We mean no harm at any of the houseguests with these tweets. They are all in good fun and hope the houseguests can read these later on and laugh alongside us. We truly mean to offend no one except maybe Memphis.
