If anyone wants to know how my Thursday is going, I literally almost just ran over a pig on my way home for lunch. I thought he was debris in the road
After slamming on my brakes and coming to a complete stop, he finally got out of the way. Then he ran behind the car, so I had to throw it in reverse to get a snap bc pics or it didn’t happen
UPDATE: on my way back the pig was laying in the road next to a piece of someone’s bumper... which makes this thread not so funny anymore
RIP
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