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ʚ zodiac sign diets ɞ
˗ˏˋ aries ˎˊ˗
day 1: angry tears mono
day 2: manipulative tendencies mono
day 3: 700 cals
day 4: impulsive actions mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: constant horniness mono
day 1: angry tears mono
day 2: manipulative tendencies mono
day 3: 700 cals
day 4: impulsive actions mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: constant horniness mono
˗ˏˋ taurus ˎˊ˗
day 1: 900 cals
day 2: too stubborn to eat
day 3: being attractive mono
day 4: fast
day 5: silence mono
day 6: still plotting revenge from 6 years ago mono
day 1: 900 cals
day 2: too stubborn to eat
day 3: being attractive mono
day 4: fast
day 5: silence mono
day 6: still plotting revenge from 6 years ago mono
˗ˏˋ gemini ˎˊ˗
day 1: gossip too much & forget to eat
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: feed one of ur multiple personalities
day 4: stress over school mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: drugs to forget mono
day 1: gossip too much & forget to eat
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: feed one of ur multiple personalities
day 4: stress over school mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: drugs to forget mono
˗ˏˋ cancer ˎˊ˗
day 1: hormonal tears mono
day 2: chocolate mono
day 3: 700 cals
day 4: manipulation mono
day 5: nicotine instead of food
day 6: sad but horny mono
day 1: hormonal tears mono
day 2: chocolate mono
day 3: 700 cals
day 4: manipulation mono
day 5: nicotine instead of food
day 6: sad but horny mono
˗ˏˋ leo ˎˊ˗
day 1: be the constant center of attention mono
day 2: 500 cals
day 3: flirt w everyone mono
day 4: spend too much time in front of the mirror and forget to eat
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: subtweet mono
day 1: be the constant center of attention mono
day 2: 500 cals
day 3: flirt w everyone mono
day 4: spend too much time in front of the mirror and forget to eat
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: subtweet mono
˗ˏˋ virgo ˎˊ˗
day 1: weird fidgeting mono
day 2: fast
day 3: spend the whole day cleaning forget to eat
day 4: weed mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: be scared of getting physical with someone mono
day 1: weird fidgeting mono
day 2: fast
day 3: spend the whole day cleaning forget to eat
day 4: weed mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: be scared of getting physical with someone mono
˗ˏˋ libra ˎˊ˗
day 1: never shut up mono
day 2: hard liquor mono
day 3: 400 cals
day 4: watch too much porn mono
day 5: 700 cals
day 6: twist stories to fit your narrative and get away with it mono
day 1: never shut up mono
day 2: hard liquor mono
day 3: 400 cals
day 4: watch too much porn mono
day 5: 700 cals
day 6: twist stories to fit your narrative and get away with it mono
˗ˏˋ scorpio ˎˊ˗
day 1: constant horniness mono
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: overthink and forget to eat
day 4: flirt w your moots mono
day 5: 900 cals
day 6: get in fights over the smallest things mono
day 1: constant horniness mono
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: overthink and forget to eat
day 4: flirt w your moots mono
day 5: 900 cals
day 6: get in fights over the smallest things mono
˗ˏˋ sagittarius ˎˊ˗
day 1: commitment issues mono
day 2: self induced depressive state over the smallest thing mono
day 3: 600 cals
day 4: feed off ur huge ego
day 5: be bored w ur life mono
day 6: 700 cals
day 1: commitment issues mono
day 2: self induced depressive state over the smallest thing mono
day 3: 600 cals
day 4: feed off ur huge ego
day 5: be bored w ur life mono
day 6: 700 cals
˗ˏˋ capricorn ˎˊ˗
day 1: talk too much shit forget to eat
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: overshare mono
day 4: change your personality to appeal to others mono
day 5: homewreck mono
day 6: 700 cals
day 1: talk too much shit forget to eat
day 2: 600 cals
day 3: overshare mono
day 4: change your personality to appeal to others mono
day 5: homewreck mono
day 6: 700 cals
˗ˏˋ aquarius ˎˊ˗
day 1: be obsessed w ur appearance mono
day 2: 500 cals
day 3: be so indecisive abt what ur gonna eat that u just forget
day 4: bitch and moan over everything mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: think ur always right mono
day 1: be obsessed w ur appearance mono
day 2: 500 cals
day 3: be so indecisive abt what ur gonna eat that u just forget
day 4: bitch and moan over everything mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: think ur always right mono
˗ˏˋ pisces ˎˊ˗
day 1: daydream all day u forget to eat
day 2: pretend ur mysterious when ur just boring mono
day 3: 500 cals
day 4: question ur existence mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: make romantic situations in ur head mono
day 1: daydream all day u forget to eat
day 2: pretend ur mysterious when ur just boring mono
day 3: 500 cals
day 4: question ur existence mono
day 5: 800 cals
day 6: make romantic situations in ur head mono
