Thread by @racheldenav, was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he [...]

rachel de navailles

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was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french husband and he said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”

also worth noting that on a recent grocery store trip he said, “i need to buy another cereal...because cheerios are not really funny”

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from french husband’s first visit to NYC

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goodnight twitter!! i’m glad to have made some people smile today

fine one more thing: i got him a cameo from dog the bounty hunter for his birthday last year. dog mispronounced his name even tho i spelled it out phonetically for him (and recorded it in his garage). gaillard’s reaction is incredibly wholesome

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