I can’t wait to vote my fucking ass off.

I’m gonna vote so hard, it’s going to be uncomfortable to watch

It’s a good thing that you have to vote in private because it’s gonna get ugly.

Just like... arterial voting all over the fucking walls of the voting booth.

I’m definitely going to yell the whole time.

Might run around the booth for five minutes.

I don’t know. It’s gonna get fucking weird.

Might start doing burpees and karate kicks.

Might shotgun a beer and then run around the booth for five more minutes.

I might slap into a slim Jim.

I’m unpredictable.

seeing trump standing there getting booed knowing he’s going to replace rbg with some evangelical dingbat?

yeah. I’m gonna vote real goddamn hard.

I might sing We Don't Need Another Hero in a Tina Turner wig.

I'll bring a whole ass karaoke machine IDGAF