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A thread of receivers I would like to see yeh Eagles sign instead of putting JJAW back out there
1. 46 year old Terrell Owens
1. 46 year old Terrell Owens
1. Rod Tidwell who is a fictional character in a contract year
3. Air Bud a dog, JJAW not a dog
4. Nelson Agholor 
5. Spike, a kid, an actual kid
6. Mark Whalberg Playing Vince Papale
7. This actor who runs routes in vans
8. Tweeter, an alcoholic teenager
9. Hank Baskett because at least he’ll be open if he drops it
10. Plaxico Burress moments after he shot himself
11. 43 Year old Randy Moss
12. Stone Cold Steve Austin after he shit himself in the longest yard
13. Clifford Franklin after he jerked off that elephant
14. Teanna Trump because she can catch balls and defeat a D
15. Bobby Boucher because he shows no mercy
16. Bradley Cooper in an Eagles Jersey
17. This guy with two years varsity
18. A concussed Austin Collie
19. Nick Foles
20. Joe Horns cell phone to use it to call a real receiver
21. Sandra Bullock from the blind side so she can be the center of attention in a story that is supposed to shine on an African American
22. Rich Eisan
23. Jared Goff
24. Antonio Browns helmet because at least we know it’ll be in the right spot
25. Sonny Forriest Jr
26. Mike Trout because we know he’s never busy come October
27. The pen the Phillies won’t use to sign JT
28. Covid-19 because it can beat a defense
29. Myself as a 125lb 9th grade defensive end
30. The guy who said he was banging Aaron Hernandez
31. Bartman because honestly wouldn’t notice another receiver who dropped everything
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32. Forest Gump
33. The humper from key and peele
35. Michael Strahans Gap because I assume you can catch a ball in there
36. @MarcFarzetta in a soccer jersey because I know he’s coachable
37. Spongebob when he got the suds
38. Doug Heffernan
39. This guy with a broken back because at least he won’t break the teams back
