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Wait now im thinking about the cobra polycule being dads together.
they have a daugher that they have to raise for some reason. one of them is the only living realitive of this young baby. And they freak out trying to fix the situation but each one of them has a moment where they become so attached to this baby the decide to raise her.
As she gets older they teach her to ride a bike and Jimmy freaks out blaming Tommy when she falls off her bike and Bobby is calm and collected and sooths her crying putting a bandaid on her knee.
Johnny and Bobby taking her out for ice cream sometime around her birthday. Meanwhile the other guys are setting up a suprise party and they are planning to take her horse riding together because shes going through her horse girl phase.
Her talking about soccer and how some of her friends joined and it liiks super fun. They decide to let her join the soccer team and she gets pretty good at it. Them all showing up to her games and shit talking the other team. Tommy screaming the most obsurd stuff.
The coach is a bit teriffied of the group of men. The guys going crazy as their girl scores the winning goal at the end of the game. They celebrate with her favorite pizza place.
Also random soccer moms trying to hit on them.
Also random soccer moms trying to hit on them.
Visiting Dutch in prision for the first time and he cries about how hes missed so much of her life. She tells him that she knows he would be there if he could and that everyone makes mistakes because thats how we learn to be better. Dutch thinks she sounds a lot like Bobby.
The guys freaking out about how to give her the 'your getting older and you body is starting to through changes talk'. Johnny just calls up Ali and begs her to help them with this and so Aunt Ali finaly comes to visit and helps them explain the process of growing up to her.
The guys giving the shovel talk to every guy friend she ever has over for hang outs or birthday parties. Her best guy friend who hangs out a lot they all think she has a crush on and/or they are secretly dating so they keep dropping the 'you can tell us anything sweetheart'
Johnny coming to the school after she punches a guy for being creepy. She gets suspended for starting a fight but really she was defending herself. The guys being angry think she started the fight but once she tells them everything they understand and try to get the guy suspended
The first person she asks dating advice from is Bobby cause she knows hes calm and gives the most sound advice. He tells her if she likes someone to just be herself and to avoid certain boys. And "if he disrespects you we'll kill him". She laughs but thinks its not very helpful
She asks Tommy about what people do when they like someone and he's so suprised and immediatly becomes overprotective. "Boys only want on thing dont trust them your better off not dating". She nods understandingly but thinks it doesn't apply cause her crush isn't a boy.
The guys all give her a variation of be yourself and boys are trash so be careful. She realizes that they've only given advice on boys but she guesses its because they are guys and have dated guys. But how does she talk to girls?
Helping out with homework was a nightmare. None of the guys were the most studious but they rememberd somethings, but this 'new age math' as Jimmy first called it, made no sense. Also how the hell were they supposed to remember who Pythagoras was and what his theorm is used for.
Now the internet is something they werent sure how to combat. How do we keep our daughter safe with out breaking her privacy? Johnny trying to figure out how to put parent locks on their computer as Bobby & Jimmy read out an instruction manual & Tommys telling wild stories to her
Tommy is always tellng the most interesting stories. Theres something about the way he tells them that she really likes. Its exciting when he talks about when they were in school or how they all first met. The story about their first date is one of her favorites.
Johnny being the one to cave and teching her a few karate moves so she can defend herself "but you shouldn't be going around starting fights. . . unless they deserve it." She smiles giving him a big hug. She feels a little more confident in herself.
