And in today’s vital accumulation of facts for everyday living, I have learnt that the anti-helminthic drug, levimasole, was discovered to augment the actions of cocaine, and is thus used to cut the drug by, ahem, unscrupulous dealers, BUT

The best bit was the discovery, which apparently exists in a dark recess of the internet, on sciencey research videos, of worms on cocaine. Coked up worms at their coked up parties. BUT

The question is, is this better than the consequences of the plane crash of an overloaded smugglers’ plane, filled to the brim with methamphetamine, causing a field load of mice to become addled with the far-strewn meth who were then eaten by snakes? SO

Answer me this Twitter. Which wins? Snakes on meth or worms on coke? #ImportantQuestions