“10 different people you’ll see on WHATSAPP”

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1.“SEND ME” Geng

small videos you’ll post these ones will enter your dm with “send me”... can’t you screen record or download ‘status saver’?
2.Pornhub Staffs

if you ever wantu watch these ones status just make sure your volume is low or you’re alone... cos Xvideos no do pass these ones ooh... Everywhere Raw 💦
3.“You don forget me” People

These ones will not text you until you post one fine picture you’ll start seeing “you don forget your girl/boy now”... who you be abeg? 😏
4. Whatsapp TVs

These ones are Low budget Tunde Ednut... Theid status Dey always Dey like like waist bead with all the funniest videos and memes! But some of them Dey use style dry sha.
5. Oppressors

These ones ehn! Just mute them if you no get strong mind...
Today “new whip alert”
tomorrow “Dubai way”
next tomorrow bla bla bla...
If you know you know.
6. Long VN senders

These ones will send you long voice notes as if they’re recording a hit track... (Do I look like a producer to you). What are you saying for so long that you can’t summarize in 50 secs?
7. Whatsapp Entrepreneurs

Once you see “I’m taking orders” with waist bead status, Na dem. They’ll post nice stuffs and not put price, when you enter DM they’ll teyu that a shirt of 5k is 25k ahn ahn!!!!!!
8. Bc People

You see these set of people, they’ll disturb you with BCs till you don’t even open their messages again. Even when they send you a normal msg you won’t even know cos you’ll think it’s a bc 🤷‍♂️.
9. Ones that come to View status

Sometimes you might mistake this people for snubs but they’re really not... it’s just that viewing/posting status & texting requires two different moods and strength level. No vex.
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10
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