No be only SARS Dey profile u as Yahoo boy d moment dey saw u wt nice outfits & iphones,people in ur area too dey do d same.
Went to a Buka yesterday to chop food then met 1 of dis people we dey cal broda for area, I sat next to him. D moment I brought out my phone,
(THREAd)
Bro was like which phone be that, I answered him shey nah IPhone X, the next thing he asked nah Shey you Dey do Yahoo Yahoo?, omo that question sounds irritating for my ears bt I stl av to answer him, I answered with No, I’m not doing anything illegal, next thing he asked nah
Where I get money to buy the phone if no do yahoo, 4 my mind I wan change am 4 him but cos I Dey respect him, I still answer him by saying I was doing some businesses online. He no talk again but he dey look at me asif shey I Dey lie.
No be only SARS we should be afraid of,
Should be afraid of people wey ft see yo thrive and talk shey nah illegal thing you dey do. Those people dey stain people’s reputation.
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