So a black wasp just started hovering around me and I said to myself Shummas don’t move stay still. The black wasp came right in front of my nose still hovering.

By this time I’m looking at the wasp, and while the wasp is about to land on my nose.
Now the wasp is just few millimetres away from my face still hovering around and I’m thinking that okay now it’s too late to get up and run.

No movements at all. Don’t be a threat. You’re a statue.

While all this time, my heart is racing at 120 bpm.
This goes on for another 10 seconds.

And finally the wasp gets bored of my shit and flies away.

This is the max adrenaline rush I have had in a very very long time.
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