It’s official, my cat has a fucking blankie
As I was making my bed this morning, Sophia stared me down, making sure the scrap of cloth I bought at the St Vincent de Paul’s for $2 is arranged just so, so she can become a teeny hot pocket whenever she likes
I turned around and saw this. She apparently loves paisley so hard she will murder me for it 🤣
Paisley pockets
🥺🥺

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
@Andoff this is the thing filling me with unmitigated joy these days.
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