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Ted Bundy Apologies for "Culture of Misogyny" - Promises to "Look Inwards And Improve Going Forward"

Osama Bin Laden Found Guilty of Negligence For 9/11 Role - Sentenced to Weekend Detention

John Dillinger To Set Up Charity Fund To Help Banks Who Have Had Their Money Stolen

Pablo Escobar: The Billionaire Disruptor Making Waves For The Columbian Economy

Timothy McVeigh Blames "Admin Error" and "Miscommunication" For Bombing "Mishap"

Police Find "No Smoking Gun" In Port Arthur, Abandon Investigation. Martin Bryant Praised For His Transparency And Cooperation. "I Have Nothing To Hide"

Al Capone Fires Interns After Allegations That His Staff Broke Law. "I Look Forward To Getting Back To Business"

John Wayne Gacy Did "Everything Right". Deaths Came As A Result Of Corporate Oversight

Josef Fritzl Recieves Humanitarian Award For His Commitment To Reducing The Amount Of People Locked In His Basement By 40 Percent.