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Watching the piece of shit Last Airbender movie before it goes off Netflix.
"This already sucks." -- @MattWilsonCSS at the title card
Man, you know a way better film than this? The Abyss.
AW FUCK I FORGOT THEY MADE THEM WHITE FOR NO REASON
Sokka& #39;s all quiet and reserved, and Katara has NO HAIR LOOPIES
"Is this the video game portion where you control the characters?" -- @MattWilsonCSS
Only bright point so far is that Sokka& #39;s trying to get at a weird glowy thing in the ice beneath him with his boomerang pretty much immediately
"This is the best Bi Day of Visibility activity ever." -- @peprally
Shit this is one strong as hell boomerang
UNCLE A WAYPOINT
Yes Sokka, Appa is trying to eat you with his butt
Since when does Aang have a Necronomicon tramp stamp
"These lines are delivered like & #39;you can shop at 5 or 6 stores or just one.& #39;" -- @MattWilsonCSS about our heroes& #39; first conversation
So Katara and Sokka are the only white people in this village, huh? Who& #39;s their dad, Chief Steve Watertribe?
Zuko turns around with the ghostly wail of a baby following him, his spirit guide
SCAR IS LAME
LOOKS LIKE HE HAS ECZEMA
LOOKS LIKE HE HAS ECZEMA
THIS WITCHER-LOOKING MOFO IS SUPPOSED TO BE IROH?????
Now that I know "bender" is slang for gay in the UK, I& #39;m just gonna use that as a filter on this dialogue because it makes this marginally more watchable
"Tattooes that fucking sick haven& #39;t been seen in more than a century." --some white-ass grandma
"Also you& #39;d love my friend Hana if you ever met her, whatta peach"
"I HEAR YOU WITH MY BLOOD" --Hama, probably
So like are we using Captain Planet rules here or
Real talk: I would like a copy of this map
"only the Avatar can eat all these of these without puking"
Also this test is dumb and shouldn& #39;t even work
"I know you& #39;re an airbender because you take my breath away"
The fact that they& #39;re trying to make this material all serious and broody makes it feel much sillier than the cartoon
C& #39;monnnn fucked up room full of skeletons
Oh no Momo& #39;s creepy
Prayer field MORE LIKE THE KILLING FIELD
I LEFT A FEW DAYS AGO THESE CORPSES WERE STILL FRESH THEN
"Koh the Face-Stealer would be starving to death in this movie because no one shows any emotion." -- @peprally
"Is he from The Daily Show?" -- @peprally
Props to the guy stuck playing Zuko. Good sad dork face here
What is this a Comedy Central Roast??? Whew I& #39;m good
Big Kylo Ren energy
Legitimately feel bad for Dev Patel because he& #39;s being wasted here
OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST PAINT-BY-NUMBERS A SCREENSHOT FROM THE SHOW
They keep pronouncing it "Uh-vatar"
Thanks Sokka
Thsokka
Thsokka
EARTHGAYS, YOU& #39;RE STANDING ON FUCKING DIRT DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU
"Take that JPEG!" -- @MattWilsonCSS
I would also like one of these
Avatar Kyoshi, unbeatable at Jenga
OKAY SOKKA
AUDIENCE:
Sokka drew this right
You know Zhao never shuts up about this shit
WHY& #39;S IT PRONOUNCED "AGNI KEY"????
Mark my words uncle we will make kisses on the pretty girls once I regain MY HONOR
oh shittt
Okay the really brief air gate fight with the Fire Nation soldiers was neat
I know I& #39;m like 10 years later to this, but that song hair tho
Sure
Getting Leonardo da Vinci vibes from Yue& #39;s dad????
"If someone ever invented a gun, these people would be fucked." -- @MattWilsonCSS
Sokka: Why& #39;s your hair white?
Yue: I was born asleep, but my parents prayed to the Moon Fairy and dunked me in a pond to bring me to life. Not my face, though
Sokka: Y& #39;know if you don& #39;t wanna tell me you don& #39;t have to make stuff up
Yue: I was born asleep, but my parents prayed to the Moon Fairy and dunked me in a pond to bring me to life. Not my face, though
Sokka: Y& #39;know if you don& #39;t wanna tell me you don& #39;t have to make stuff up
So Zuko& #39;s plan is to set the spirit oasis on fire WHILE SURROUNDED BY WATER by Katara gets her ass kicked????
The Guardians of GaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I would rather watch the Ember Island Players do their thing than more of this shit." -- @peprally
How great would it be if Zhao just fucking ate the moon fish?
Liiiink the Blood Moon rises once again
I love the worldbuilding in this movie, what with the war between ChinIndiaRomeJapan and Styrofoam Venice
I barely even drank any alcohol
