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in an attempt to make myself laugh I am going to do a thread of what I would do if I could switch bodies with my friends for a day.
first up we have @KeyKeyBoomBoom : if I was Nakia for a day I would simply hold my boobs for the full 24 hours. I would also shoot my shot with all of the men I know want to bang Keykey but are too shy to say anything.
next we have @stephsabraw : If I was Steph for a day I would simply hit on every hot man ever and bask in the knowledge that I will never get curved. Also we’re leaving the cake out like allllllll day.
if I was @christineeebean first of all you wouldn’t be able to get me to wear clothes. I would just decide I was a model for Fenty Savage that day. I’m also sliding in NBA players dms and ruining lives.
if I was @clarejenee_ I would ask to play one on one with everyone who I wanted to reenact love and basketball with and I would WASH them. Buckets on buckets.
If I was @thehoward3rd I am throwing ass for 24 hours straight. One big twerkathon. I’m also hitting on all of the men I think are hot but are not straight.
If I was @LMarieTV I am sliding into the dms of a certain attractive tattoo artist and I am scheduling a sneaky link ASAP
if I was @hayj_ I would dress like Barbie and get old rich white men to put me in their will.
I’ll continue in a lil bit