Our neighborhood pub has been allowed to Re-Open with a socially distanced patio.

✅ Bar stories I’ve heard tonight I believe

❌ Bar stories I’ve heard tonight I think are total bullshit
✅ you can put vegetable oil in a Stihl chainsaw in the bar and chain oil tank, and butcher a whole Elk in 15 minutes
✅ My dog made friends with a Coyote in Northern BC
❌ Dogs from Mexico appreciate you more than American dogs (come on, dogs are dogs).
❌ I can captain a boat on Bristol Bay, you don’t need a license for that
✅ Nobody is going to hire you without a license
❌ you don’t need to take a class to learn how to harvest mushrooms in the woods

✅ the Kitsap Mycological Society offers a free class
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