I& #39;ve sometimes referred to myself, in select circles of friends, as "uncomfirmed bisexual" because while I& #39;ve definitely always been attracted to girls, I had no BISEXUAL EVIDENCE to back it up aka a relationship with a woman. And everyone knows you need EVIDENCE (you don& #39;t).

Some Discourse went down recently that could& #39;ve lead to a nuanced discussion but instead, rightfully, went down like a shit sandwich. With my usual grace, I got drunk and talked shit in the group chat about it. And then told my friends I was Actually Bi. Because yknow what? I am.

Anyway, this doesn& #39;t really change anything about my life except that after hitting send on this thread I& #39;ll have to double down on reminding myself Bisexual Evidence isn& #39;t a real thing. And that I wanted to say this out loud in spite of the Bad Discourse, not because of it.

And I guess probably like six dudes from my high school have probably won a fourteen year old bet about me. Congrats, dudes!