I've sometimes referred to myself, in select circles of friends, as "uncomfirmed bisexual" because while I've definitely always been attracted to girls, I had no BISEXUAL EVIDENCE to back it up aka a relationship with a woman. And everyone knows you need EVIDENCE (you don't).

Some Discourse went down recently that could've lead to a nuanced discussion but instead, rightfully, went down like a shit sandwich. With my usual grace, I got drunk and talked shit in the group chat about it. And then told my friends I was Actually Bi. Because yknow what? I am.

Anyway, this doesn't really change anything about my life except that after hitting send on this thread I'll have to double down on reminding myself Bisexual Evidence isn't a real thing. And that I wanted to say this out loud in spite of the Bad Discourse, not because of it.

And I guess probably like six dudes from my high school have probably won a fourteen year old bet about me. Congrats, dudes!