"im not scene, your honour."
OBJECTION! The witness is lying!
Th- That's a bold accusation, Wright.
Does the Defendant have any evidence to support his claims?
... DOES the defence have any evidence to support his claims?
[Which of these images can help you prove the witness is, in fact, scene?]
I present to the court this tweet from the witness!
You can clearly see the typing patterns of a scene kid! Notice the "XD" and the "glomps u" written in the text!
Ughh..!
What could possibly scream scene more than "Rawr means I love you in dinosaur"?
Silly Wright... this means nothing! It could easily be counted as satire, especially considering the witnesses past tweets.
However, speaking of the witnesses past behavior, he has a strong pattern of beginning to do things as a joke before doing them seriously instead!
So? How can you prove this has already happened to the witness? Being scene is a mental mindset, Wright.
AH! ... urgh..
How can I prove to the court that the witness isn't being sarcastic?
[Which of the following traits of the witness can you bring up to show his scene life style?]

[× His bleached, side swept bangs.]
[× His favourite pair of black ripped jeans which he made the rips in himself.]
[× His beanie with a skull on it.]
[× All of the above.]
Your honour, please look at the witness!
"w- what about me?"
Yes, what about the witness, Wright?
Please look his floppy bangs hairstyle, his beanie and his home-made ripped jeans! Is this not the style typical of a scene kid?
I suppose it is the look they tend to go for...
urk!!
Wait..
How does whether or not the witness is a scene kid affect this case, Wright?
.....ARGH!! ...um.....
...it doesn't...
.. Then why are we discusing it?
I don't know..
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