This man sacrificed his son's dog like he's Abraham or something.
OMG, he killed himself. He killed himself on the same day they buried his wife. For who to raise their son now?
So this man gets bitten by a spider, locks himself up in a dark room for two weeks waiting for hod to speak to him, then decides God wants him to kill his wife. The reasoning of religious people is truly unfathomable.
Lmao. The bastard is praying over her dead body to resurrect it, but God is extremely deaf.
Tf is going on in this movie? Everybody is insane.
Okay. This timeline isn't linear.
Why are American schoolkids such horrible bullies? Is it something in the water?
Robert Pattinson. What a man. He's slaughtering this accent, but I love him still.
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