What is the shittest county? Clearly not Hampshire so I& #39;d say it& #39;s a toss-up between Kent and Essex. https://twitter.com/spinningjoe/status/1308758673389424640">https://twitter.com/spinningj...
Sussex has a good city in it, Hampshire has three (I like going drinking in Pompey and Winchester).
Whereas Essex is full of Thatcherites with bleached arseholes and Kent& #39;s USP is "garden of England", which is ridiculous when literally every county has mile upon mile of boring countryside.
Surrey is also fairly shit I suppose, but in a drearily non-specific way. Middlesex is alright. Hertfordshire is absolutely terribly so maybe that should be in the play-offs with Essex and Kent.