If we’re debating Catholicism on here then it’s time to remind everyone that there is no homily that needs to be any longer than ten minutes, with a service that starts at 11:30 you’d better be knee deep in the Sacrament of Communion by 12:15, NFL games kick at 1, this isn’t hard

American Catholicism has given me a life-long love of the Lord and a deep sense that somewhere, somehow, someone is Doing It Wrong, and I should correct them for their own good, so there’s that

“So this Protestant service is using ... grape juice and brioche for Communion?”

The thing about growing up Catholic is that you never really stop being Catholic and people who voice anti-Catholic sentiment get the John Mulaney treatment from me https://vimeo.com/329653969