This guy doesn't follow me, so I feel like I can tell this story (re: being a paid tinder date). I recently saw a guy my age. I was not feeling up to much that day, and had it been a tinder date, I would have canceled. He looked nothing like his photo, had it been tinder...

I would have left then (he was very cute but I showed up expecting photo guy). He was distant during drinks, another moment I would have called it a day. He admitted a drinking problem and not doing therapy, another chance to bail on a regular date (for me). He made fun of my...

taste in books in a way that felt really condescending, but I was paid to be there so I made a joke of it instead of leaving. He wanted to do one nonsexual activity in his room, drink, and smoke cigarettes all night. Not a tinder date I'd enjoy! But I did it and made it fun.

He's not someone I'd normally be attracted to, so on a tinder date I'd never have fucked him. But we had great sex between other activities. He asked me to stay all night, and I had huge plans the next day, so were he a tinder date I'd have said no. But I did it.

I told him how much fun I had after more sex and cuddling all night. Hopefully he feels good about himself and like he wowed my pants off, and all he had to do was screen and pay. No other real effort to be a good date on his end. To me that seems very valuable.

Had we met on tinder, the date would have lasted less than an hour, and there were twenty other times I would have ended it if not then. Instead, he got the best date I could possibly give under those circumstances and I'd be happy to see him again next time he's in town.

It's not that he wasn't a cool guy. We'd probably be friends in an alternate reality. But he's not someone I'd date. And that date would not have progressed as it did without money involved. But the ability to turn any date into a great one is a big reason why whores are magical!

I've been on plenty of dates where the client pulled out all the stops to make it amazing and was absolutely charming and wonderful the whole time, and those are *wonderful*! But some dudes don't want to do that, they just want to pay you to pretend they did. And that's fine!

The point is, that tinder is a date slot machine and hookers are a date ATM. You want to put in all the work and maybe get something amazing but likely get nothing? Tinder is your guy. Want guaranteed fun and sex? Whores are what's up.