In class we have Muslims, & 2 vegetarians (including me). The teacher took us down to the kitchen & gave us pasta & sauce, to judge the other class’ work. When he put the sauce on the pasta I knew that the meat was bacon.
So I just picked out the bacon. But Muslims who never ate-
pork didn’t know, 2 didn’t eat, 2 ate, I asked 1 “Do the rest know it’s pork?” & he start shouting “Haram! It’s Haram! Pork!” So the others realized, stopped and threw it away.
One girl asked the teacher “Is it pork?” & he really said it’s chicken.
I said that int no chicken, I asked a German girl, “does it taste like chicken?” she said “no, but he says it’s chicken.”
You can’t mix up pork and chicken, I could smell pork from a mile away.
That was a wicked thing to do.
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