I'm sure we can all do better than this.

Hit me up with the abominations that should have been left on the slips..., https://twitter.com/wren154/status/1308654136255303680

FWIW cattle carriers generally take all the indifference to aesthetics of vehicle carriers, then add a load of farmyard manure to the equation.

Sod the COLREGS - the correct side to pass this bugger is "upwind"

Not going to lie, most tugs do not need medieval turrets.

This thing here - Kommuna - is still in service over a century after being launched.

I'm not convinced painting the deck in various shades of rust is going to reassure anyone about its structural integrity though.