Story time!

Some weeks back my kitchen had the misfortune of being subjected to this horror of a pastry.
What IS that vile thing, you ask?

What WAS an attempt at a 'blackberry danish" from an internet recipe came unbraided in the oven and no amount of frosting could really hide its many-legged hideousness
It became a running joke, an object of shame and ridicule, and made it into @selunchen 's comic cover as a giant alien insect delicacy https://twitter.com/selunchen/status/1299678464660963329
But was this enough to memorialize its monstrosity, truly?

No.
@sitdoodles rose to the call and challenged me to color it
And now in the latest installment of this horror show, I did so. I hope in coloring this I have honored both those that brought it to life before me and the truest, darkest soul of this hell danish, may it be peacefully laid to rest.
TO CLARIFY: that awesome drawing is BY @SITDOODLES !
Guys shoot I sincerely apologize for not putting a food cw on this thread
I will try my best to do better in future
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