Thread by @KaylaAncrum, Me, still perilously attracted to Stanley Tucci even though our degrees of [...]

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Me, still perilously attracted to Stanley Tucci even though our degrees of separation is just 2, which means that if I attend juuust the right party I just might have to experience the horror of facing him in real life. https://twitter.com/studiocanaluk/status/1308390594507616256

https://twitter.com/studiocanaluk/status/1308390594507616256

I.........do not know what I would do. It would be worse than that time I met Lemony Snicket.

I would undoubtedly tell him something terrible about myself and then he would laugh and then my knees would buckle, probably.

I just..... the only thing that would be going on in my head would be a repeated mantra of “this is someone else’s husband and she’s a very nice woman, this is someone else’s husband and she’s a very nice woman , this is someone else’s husband and she’s a very nice woman “

If, by some living nightmare, his wife sees this tweet thread: you are very tall and beautiful, and would also make my knees buckle, because I am both only 5’4” and also bisexual. Please do not be angry with me.

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