I’m watching the first episode of Love Island. And I like it so far. But my god I can’t imagine being as done up as these women are and then having to maintain that shit in Vegas heat. Cely is sweating already! #LoveIsland #loveislandusa

Jeremiah is fine as hell. But he’s doing too much off rip. #loveislandus #LoveIsland

I don’t think I like Moira very much.

So the girl who likes to be on private jets and yachts “doesn’t like to party.” Got it.

I knew Jeremiah would pick Cely. And I knew Tre would too. It’s a little bit of a bummer, but I know Justine finds love so I’ll hold out.

I really really like Arielle Vandenburg. #loveislandusa #LoveIsland

I’m in love with Johnny. Will he disappoint me?! #loveislandusa #LoveIsland

My first dislike of the season? Carrington. He seems lame.

It bums me out that they’re talking about justine’s personality. I get that a lot. We want to be desired too. #loveislandusa #LoveIsland

This narrator is fucking hilarious. I want to be on this writing staff! #loveislandusa #LoveIsland

I’ll be explicit. All three black men going for Cely bums me out. But I expected it. She looks like every athlete’s gf or all the video girls these days. “Exotic.” But it kinda blows. #LoveIsland #loveislandusa

Johnny is so fine but he’s too slick. Never trust a man who says he’s good to women bc he’s got sisters. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA

This Connor kid needs some self esteem. He’s handsome and seems nice. He’s perfectly deserving of her or someone better. McKenzie is not... dope. #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIsland

Cely is so super adorable.

Wait! They just gave Jeremiah a new girl? When Justine’s the only one not being liked? That sucks.

At least there’s another black woman. I hope she and Justine get along. #LoveIslandUSA #LoveIsland