I’m watching the first episode of Love Island. And I like it so far. But my god I can’t imagine being as done up as these women are and then having to maintain that shit in Vegas heat. Cely is sweating already! #LoveIsland
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I don’t think I like Moira very much.
So the girl who likes to be on private jets and yachts “doesn’t like to party.” Got it.
I knew Jeremiah would pick Cely. And I knew Tre would too. It’s a little bit of a bummer, but I know Justine finds love so I’ll hold out.
My first dislike of the season? Carrington. He seems lame.
It bums me out that they’re talking about justine’s personality. I get that a lot. We want to be desired too. #loveislandusa
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I’ll be explicit. All three black men going for Cely bums me out. But I expected it. She looks like every athlete’s gf or all the video girls these days. “Exotic.” But it kinda blows. #LoveIsland
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Johnny is so fine but he’s too slick. Never trust a man who says he’s good to women bc he’s got sisters. #LoveIsland
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This Connor kid needs some self esteem. He’s handsome and seems nice. He’s perfectly deserving of her or someone better. McKenzie is not... dope. #LoveIslandUSA
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Cely is so super adorable.
Wait! They just gave Jeremiah a new girl? When Justine’s the only one not being liked? That sucks.