Parenting books are like don’t give your kids too many sleep props and mom organization guides are like limit the number of stuffed animals your kids are allowed to keep in their beds to keep things clutter free.

Ma’am, I’m 6 months shy of 40 and sleep with 2 fans, an eye mask, 2 large squishy stuffed raccoons, a tortilla blanket, a corgi, and my husband who is the human equivalent of a Golden Retriever. And 2-3 kinds of medication. And even then I can’t sleep most of the time.

Yeah, you can have 8 blankets, 3 pillows, 42 stuffies, 3 nightlights, a flashlight, 2 water bottles, and a balloon.