Anime Reagan looks like he’s about to sell Mobile Weapons to the Khomeini government to fund the Metal Gear development project.
Anime Herbert Walker Bush looks like the guy that only exists in flashbacks, and in the background
Anime Clinton looks like he’s gonna make a very profound statement where the camera is gonna cut to a butterfly or a nature shot of rain while he talks about some tragic backstory.
Anime W Bush is just the generic American President that’s featured in a quick newsreel in a Anime about some global calamity.
Anime Obama is proud of you and wants you to do your best
Anime Trump is secretly some demon or hideous beast wearing a human disguise. Very insidious and extremely villainous.
Going backward...
Anime Carter has great hope for his people, and hopes to unite all people in peace.
...skipping Ford because 1) he pardoned Nixon and now we have to deal with Trump, 2) nobody elected his ass on any ticket, 3) what the fuck did he do for us anyway???
Anime Nixon is not a crook, but very likely to have an EXTREMELY BAD TEMPER
Anime Johnson is a caring father and philanthropist who isn’t afraid to stand up for his beliefs.
Anime Kennedy is a mysterious young land with a dark secret...
Anime Eisenhower is an ace mech pilot who wishes they spent less time dealing with political bureaucracy
Anime Truman is a top weapons researcher but doesn’t know the calamity he’s about to unleash
Anime FDR is hiding a debilitating illness to continue to care for those he loves
Anime Hoover is a very rich person who can’t see beyond their own experience of life
Anime Coolidge races zeppelins and takes his steam powered bicycle as his primary mode of transportation
Anime Harding is a scandal with women...and men
Anime Wilson is conducting some very dark research...
Anime Taft is extremely judgmental and thinks highly of himself
Anime Roosevelt is an actual Teddy Bear 🧸😍
Skipping some the gilded age republicans because ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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