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Me, a trucker, drinking tar black coffee: we truckers call it mud
Me, a trucker, lowering my quivering body onto the shifting shaft: i replaced the knob with a little plastic 8 ball
Me, a trucker, eying a waitress with a huge ass and a pencil behind her ear at a truckstop: when she says 'hun' she's talking about me
Me, a trucker, amusing passing motorists' kids by pulling the cord for my air horn: THE BLOOD RECKONING IS HERE
Me, a trucker, using the CB radio: anyone out there RP
Me, a trucker, avoiding the bears: we live in an atomized age of loneliness with a virtual convoy
Me, a trucker, sacrificing a hitchhiker to the Dark Bitch Mother of Asphalt in a cornfield: do you think flo will notice me
Me, a trucker, running down a herd of mule deer: if only they were people
me, a trucker, fucking a truck stop prostitute: we truckers call them lot lizards
me, a trucker, passing a STUCKEYS 10 MILES sign: oh boy not long now
me, a trucker, passing a burma shave billboard: i need closure on this anecdote
me, a trucker, sucking dick at a highway rest stop: peterbuilt, baby!! king of the road!
me, a trucker, ordering 2 eggs at a Stuckeys: just fuck me up fam
me, a trucker, shoving amphetemine pills into a roadkill possum: this is trucker culture
me, a trucker, throwing crates of zucchini onto the shoulder: what the fuck!!! this isn't real trucker cargo!!! that dispatcher is fuckin full of shit!!!!
me, a trucker, putting mudflaps onto my truck: they have pictures of naked women on them
me, a trucker, smashing my 18 wheeler through a hells angels caravan: i'm just like the bandit
me, a trucker, massaging the imprints of little plastic seat cover beads out of my ass: i am the last free man in america
me, a trucker, explaining my lifestyle to a roadstop waitress: they call me big truck dan, trucking and fucking all across this great land
me, a trucker, pissing in a big gulp cup while holding the steering wheel with my knees: i'm in search of america
