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Things you could do instead
- Nair in their shampoo
- hide thumb tacs in their room so they step on them
- Use their tooth brush to scrub something nasty
- itching powder in their clothes and underwear
- replace perfume or cologne with mouth wash https://twitter.com/wilddere/status/1308512779519787011
- Nair in their shampoo
- hide thumb tacs in their room so they step on them
- Use their tooth brush to scrub something nasty
- itching powder in their clothes and underwear
- replace perfume or cologne with mouth wash https://twitter.com/wilddere/status/1308512779519787011
- replace their gum with play-doh
- cut holes in their favorite clothes
- train their pets to shit on their stuff
- steal, break, hide their favorite things one by one
- remember the date you guys broke up so you could text them “happy break up anniversary”
- cut holes in their favorite clothes
- train their pets to shit on their stuff
- steal, break, hide their favorite things one by one
- remember the date you guys broke up so you could text them “happy break up anniversary”
and text them a porno clip of you and your current s/o ^
- cover their stuff with glitter and spray setting spray on it so they’ll have a hard time trying to get it off <3
- cover their stuff with glitter and spray setting spray on it so they’ll have a hard time trying to get it off <3
- poke holes in their condoms
- shred their important pieces of papers
- get them some food and put laxatives in it
- shred their important pieces of papers
- get them some food and put laxatives in it
