bullying tom riddle for being an orphan everyday until i get bored of it <3
@TheRealTRiddle hey king do you miss your parents https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
@TheRealTRiddle how does it feel to be a half blood
@TheRealTRiddle everytime you cry i hope you think of your parents <3
@TheRealTRiddle say hi to your mom for me :) <3 wait you can’t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
@TheRealTRiddle why can’t you work at s.c johnson ?? bc it’s a family company
@TheRealTRiddle do you call family reunions “me time” ??
@TheRealTRiddle is your mom cosplaying Spiderman from endgame ?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤑" title="Gesicht mit Geld-Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Geld-Mund">
@TheRealTRiddle tl dead ?? so is your mom
@TheRealTRiddle what& #39;s your favorite memory w your parents?? wait
these will be more creative again at some point but rn my brain needs to work out more serious stuff as opposed to orphan jokes
@TheRealTRiddle the p in tom stands for parents https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln"> wait
@TheRealTRiddle why can& #39;t you play baseball ?? bc you don& #39;t know where home is
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