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bullying tom riddle for being an orphan everyday until i get bored of it <3
@TheRealTRiddle hey king do you miss your parents 
@TheRealTRiddle how does it feel to be a half blood
@TheRealTRiddle everytime you cry i hope you think of your parents <3
@TheRealTRiddle say hi to your mom for me :) <3 wait you can’t 
@TheRealTRiddle why can’t you work at s.c johnson ?? bc it’s a family company
@TheRealTRiddle do you call family reunions “me time” ??
@TheRealTRiddle is your mom cosplaying Spiderman from endgame ?? 
@TheRealTRiddle tl dead ?? so is your mom
@TheRealTRiddle what's your favorite memory w your parents?? wait
these will be more creative again at some point but rn my brain needs to work out more serious stuff as opposed to orphan jokes
@TheRealTRiddle the p in tom stands for parents 
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@TheRealTRiddle why can't you play baseball ?? bc you don't know where home is
