I would like to write a book about all the dumb people in politics and the whole point of the book would be to encourage more women to enter politics, because hey, you cannot be worse than so many of your state legislators

have you been convicted of drunk driving or do you have a history of creepily calling female staffers late at night? NO well then you are better than a good 1/3 of Iowa legislators

so many women are like "oh no I have to do it correctly." My friends, I literally talked to someone running for office who said, "Idk I'm running because it sounded interesting and I couldn't run for sheriff." MY FRIENDS!

I mean, HAVE YOU MET your state legislators? Like really met them? Have you asked them about like asset forfeiture? Try it. JUST TRY IT. You will be so disappointed.

literally in High School this was my test taking strategy. Identify the dumbest person in the room and whenever I got frustrated on a question, I'd look up and be like, okay well if Kyle can do it....and go back to the question

if anyone wants to know why I'm on this rant it's because I'm still not over the depths of actual stupidity of this https://twitter.com/lyzl/status/1308493724993937408

Just remember. No matter how poorly you are doing, you are still doing better than the Hinson campaign. OK good night.

oh wait if you have good stories of dumb local politicians, especially if they are in Iowa pls my DMs are open and my crops are dying