"WOKE 911...what is your GRIEVANCE"? "Oh hi...hey thanks for all the money, what's up"? "Oh sorry dear, they connected you to the CHILD CARE DEPARTMENT...I'll transfer you..say...ah...HOW ARE THE KIDS"? "Uh-huh...and HOW OLD ARE THEY"? "Just a sec, the PSYCHO LINE IS OPEN".
"DAAA....VOKE 911'S....VHAT IS GRIEVANCES"? "MAN VIT GUN"? "IN YOUR YARDSKI"? "VAIT MOMENT....YOU HAVE WRONG EXTENSION.....NO....NO....DIS IS RUSSIAN OLIGARCH HOTLINE..DAAA....MOMENT....I FIX". "HELLO VLAD...IT IS LADY FROM VAMPIRE PORN AND WITCH MOVIES....DAAA".
"VAKING 911'S....VHAT IS GRIEVANCES"? "HOW YOU GETTING DIS NUMBERS"? "DAAAA OF COURSE, SHE NEEDING MONEY TO STAYS OUT OF PRISONS". "IN YOUR YARDSKI"? "NYET, NYET....YOU ARE NEEDINGS SOME COMPASSIONS...I DETECT...OKAY'S VAIT MOMENTS". "DAA I LOVE HER TOO...BUT SHE LOSER".
"WOKE 911 WHAT IS YOUR F@#$ING GRIEVANCE"? "OH HELLO WASHED UP HAS BEEN HAG"? "A GUN....HA HA HA HA...IMPOSSIBLE...IT'S MEXIFORNIA". "DO YOU HAVE THOSE SPECIAL MUSHROOMS IN THE HOUSE AGAIN"?
"DEFUND THE POLICE, WIN STUPID PRIZES....TAH DAH....WE HAVE A WINNER". "PRICELESS".
MOONBAT MINIONS OF THE DOOMED MAKE OUR MOCKERY MISSION SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS DAY....EVERY DAY.☠️😜🤣😎👻🔥1⃣🏴‍☠️🇺🇸
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