So I had redbull at 7:00 pm as I was in class
The professor ended up having a debate and my group was supposed to support compromise in making a career choice
At this point, he set us up in a breakout room and gave us 15 mins to discuss. My redbull brain summarized the whole thing in the first two minutes and we just stared at each other for the remainder of the time
When we got to the actual presenting, the prof gave us all 2 mins; hyper me finished our points in 45 seconds....
So I improvised and said, "If life gives you oranges, you make orange juice and not cry that you don't have lemonade."
A couple people nodded and agreed.
Redbull brain precieved it as a standing ovation.
The guy speaking against lost all vigor and confidence in his turn and just fizzled out.
Redbull brain then gave me a shot of confidence and declared that we were the "Compromise Party" and a classmate said she'd vote for me. (she also hates the other guy so it could just be that)
I decided to go for a walk to calm myself, but Redbull brain is hungry now, so looks like I'm making Dabeli once I'm back home
Also, I stuck around once everyone left the zoom call and asked my professor if he followed cricket.
That led to this https://twitter.com/hardik0117/status/1308584729139122176?s=19
Redbull brain is eerily like an Indian Mom. It wants to feed everyone
Also, I think I'm low-key lost as I'm tweeting while walking and I don't recognize where I am.

Also I'm passing by two guys smoking weed.

I'm in Chicago, it's legal here, so don't worry
Is it weird that I'm dancing to Elvis?
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