❤ or reply to this tweet and god only knows what I'll say about you. Will it be kind? Can't say. Thoughtful? Absolutely not. Affectionate and supportive? Could be! Horny? Let's all hope not! Choose your own, if you like. I'm a shit typist who is very tired, so be patient.
Oh, I should mention this is for a very good cause that I've forgotten but it may come up in the comments.
Appreciate the patience. Had to get booze, which was a bad idea but it would've been a worse idea before. I hope.
Forgive me a minute more.
I'm gonna do a few more then collapse. Please forgive me my nightly weakness. I'll be better tomorrow anyway, and I'll leave no one out.
Work is crap so it's taking me a bit. Sorry about that.
I lied because I can. Hey @artoadam , I know you get frustrated and bothered by life and circumstance, but maybe you find a way to be happy? It's tough, but if anyone can do it you can.
@ThottyPraxis is one of the sexiest ladies on the internet, a fantastic tweeter, and a calm and courteous friend. Hope that's the @ because it does not show up.
Sorry. You deserve better but instead it's just my jackass.
@a_moon_rabbit is gorgeous, kind, an incredible kitty mama, and one of the most dedicated and talented people you will find on this site. I'm grateful to know her.
@OGSnowLazarus is shockingly funny and smolderingly hot. Nothing new in this thread, honestly. Mundane, some would say. But she cares about you, and that's not a joke. It's refreshing and admirable. She might even care about me. No, not in that way, you fucking pervs.
You can follow @thesuperslab.
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