A Random Text I Got Today: "Guaranteed in a Biden America: 4 trillion dollars in new taxes. America can't afford for Biden to lead this nation."

Me: "Wow, yeah, we can't do that to our billionaires. Best to just mulch them instead."
"Flash Poll: We want to hear from you! Who will you support in the upcoming 2020 Presidential Election? Reply "Trump", "Biden", or "Undecided.""

Me: You missed one. It's Trump, Biden, or beating the rich to death with a pool cue in front of their children.
"The radical-left threatens our future. Their plans to raise taxes would devastate hard working middle-class families. Do you agree? Reply "Yes" or "No"."

Me: "Not as badly as not raising taxes will devastate billionaires once we start dragging them from their homes."
"Looting. Rioting. Burning Cities. These are the realities of a Biden America. See his future for yourself & ensure it's not ours."

Me: "Biden is the only thing standing between you and the guillotine."
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