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My cat caught a tiny mouse and I& #39;m trying to get it away from him so he& #39;ll stop torture-playing with it but it& #39;s too fast for me. So now we& #39;re like teaming up to get it, but I have to somehow be faster then the cat? This is an absolutely ridiculous situation.
Welp it ran under the bed and lives to die another day.
(For the record *I* was not planning to kill it, just throw it outside the house. My cat, I suspect, had other plans.)
(For the record *I* was not planning to kill it, just throw it outside the house. My cat, I suspect, had other plans.)
The cat is now standing next to the bed screaming.
Aaaaaaaaand I should definitely not have turned to the internet to see if I should be worried about the mouse giving my cat and, subsequently me, potential diseases. 
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The hunter is defeated but alert.
UPDATE the cat returned with the mouse and I got it away from him!! The tiny mouse has been relocated outdoors.
The cat is extremely frustrated and has deemed me The Great Betrayer but I& #39;ll settle for that.
The cat is extremely frustrated and has deemed me The Great Betrayer but I& #39;ll settle for that.
My dad has called to inform me "there& #39;s never just one mouse."
I just heard tapping on the window and, I shit you not, the mouse wants to come back in.
This is a very, very stupid mouse folks.
This is a very, very stupid mouse folks.
Y& #39;all are literally gonna make me feel so guilty about this that I let the mouse back in.
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Still trying to come back inside.
I have closed the window. If he wants back in he can find another way.
This thread is finished for now. Though of I wake up in the morning to find him outside staging a protest to be let back in I& #39;ll keep you informed.
This thread is finished for now. Though of I wake up in the morning to find him outside staging a protest to be let back in I& #39;ll keep you informed.
