It's the booing and dissing congresswomen of color portion of Trump's speech

Trump on why you don't see anti-Trump protesters at his rallies anymore: "It's dangerous. It's dangerous for them."

"I mean, honestly, what the hell did he spend all that money on the plastic surgery [for] if he's gonna cover it up?" -- Trump mocks Joe Biden for having social distancing at his events and wearing a mask. #BeBest

"They're trying to make our numbers look bad" -- Trump goads his crowd into booing the governor of Pennsylvania governor for enacting public health measures to slow the spread of the coronavirus pandemic

"We're gonna make a play for New York," Trump claims (he's losing by nearly 30 points in NY, so no, he's not)

Trump makes stuff up, insists Mexico is actually paying for his border wall even though they're not

Someone please find this guy a good therapist

Trump fans chant "lock them up!" about the Mueller investigators. Trump then suggests the State Department is protecting Hillary Clinton by hiding her emails

Trump goes on a long aside about he really, truly hopes he'll never have to use the unprecedentedly powerful weapons of war he has at his disposal

Lol. Someone in the crowd tells Trump that a gallon of gas costs $15, and he seems to believe it

Trump 2020: How About A Mulligan?

Coronavirus has killed nearly 20 times more Americans than H1N1, but Trump is so shameless that he's doing whataboutism about Obama/Biden's Swine Flu response anyway

"They'll give him a shot of something ... we want a drug test" -- Trump accuses Joe Biden of juicing like Barry Bonds circa 2002 or something

"I go home all the time, 'First Lady, how'd you like the crowd? 'Sir, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it Donald, I didn't see it.' Sometimes she'll call me Mr President, but she's only kidding, believe me." -- Trump tells a Sir Story about Melania

Trump whines for a couple minutes about how he doesn't have any friends anymore. Again, somebody get this guy a good therapist.

"You can't give your wife a kiss goodnight. You have to wear a mask" -- Trump mocks public health measures that Democratic governors have implemented to try to slow the spread of coronavirus

"They go out & buy tuna fish & soup, you know that, right? Goya, I hope. Good guy. Because they throw it. It's the perfect weight. Tuna fish, they can really rip it & it hits you. It's true ... You can throw that sucker, you can put a curve on it." -- Trump on protesters

"We want to go in, and we want to take over Portland" -- Trump recounts a conversation he had with the governor of Oregon

He then mocks @AliVelshi for getting shot with a rubber bullet in Minneapolis

"It's a beautiful sight" -- Trump glorifies violence against reporters

Just a bunch of dudes shaking hands and hugging each other during a pandemic

Ivanka is in the house, not wearing a mask

"Blood in the sand" -- drink!

Trump offers gore porn about MS-13 "animals" who cut up teenage girls

"You know, NASA was an absolutely disaster. Grass was growing through the fairways" -- Trump has golf on the brain