Happy Bi Visibility Day. Today is a good day to remind yourself to take care if your bisexuals correctly:

1. Ensure the chairs in your home are sturdy by tightening any loose screws and bolts today so the bisexuals in your life can sit on them incorrectly.

2. Check to see if The Mummy (1999) is on any of your streaming services, or that your DVD copy you got in your "So You're Dating A Bisexual" starter kit is still in the box and unscratched.

3. That one Red Wine they don't whinge about is well stocked.

4. Remind the folk in your life not to appropriate finger guns. This is a bisexual mating signal, and can confuse your bisexual if used incorrectly.

5. Do not engage in a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill on The Good Place, as this can cause your bisexual to require rebooting.

6. Hide all erasers in your house.

7. Numerous loose leaf tea options should be available. They will probably sit around for a while in their box, but they are at some point or other critical to your bisexuals happiness.

8. Try not to expose your bisexual to TV shows where a hero meets their evil universe selves, as evil universe selves are always depicted as bisexual. Which includes... uhm... yah, just avoid TV.

9. Give them all the love, snuggles, fucks and laughs that they deserve, because they are awesome.

Happy Bi Day.